You're not Real T-Shirt

Cosmic debate club: an alien and Bigfoot argue existence in a vintage, woodcut-style scene. Cream-on-black ink and bold linework make this a hilarious conversation starter for cryptid chasers and skeptics alike. Soft unisex fit; perfect for campfires, cons, and late-night theory spirals.

Product features
- Made from durable and smooth fabric
- Features a classic fit with a crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- No side seams for reduced fabric waste

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors