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Vintage Cow Abduction T-Shirt

Regular price $26.99 USD

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Old school pulp meets barnyard legend; a woodcut style saucer casts its beam over a lone cow amid mountains and pines. The cream on black ink gives it a rustic poster vibe that pops on dark tees. Perfect for farmers’ market irony, campfire stories, and late night skywatching. Soft unisex fit; guaranteed double takes and a few mooooo’s.