Vintage Cow Abduction T-Shirt

Old-school pulp meets barnyard legend; a woodcut-style saucer casts its beam over a lone cow amid mountains and pines. The cream-on-black ink gives it a rustic poster vibe that pops on dark tees. Perfect for farmers’ market irony, campfire stories, and late-night skywatching. Soft unisex fit; guaranteed double-takes and a few mooooo’s.

Product features
- Made from durable and smooth fabric
- Features a classic fit with a crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- No side seams for reduced fabric waste

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors