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UFO Abducting Cow- Alien Alphabet T-Shirt

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Classic abductee lore with a twist: a UFO beams up a bewildered cow, ringed by a cryptic alien alphabet. It reads like a transmission straight from the pasture retro, witty, and a total conversation starter. Perfect for Roswell road trips, sci-fi cons, and anyone who suspects the dairy aisle is under surveillance.