Happy Thanksgiving but Birds are not Real T-Shirt

Low-key mysterious, high-key hilarious—this clean graphic pops on black like a red-string corkboard after three coffees. Perfect for people who say “I can’t confirm or deny” about literally everything, including who ate the last slice. Dress it up, dress it down, deny you were ever here. Happy Thanksgiving.

Product features
- Made from durable and smooth fabric
- Features a classic fit with a crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- No side seams for reduced fabric waste

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors