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Cow Abduction - Retro Sunset T-Shirt

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Retro sunset stripes meet classic UFO lore as a beam lifts a bewildered bovine. Your tongue-in-cheek nod to the farm’s most legendary mystery. Bold silhouette art with vintage vibes, perfect for Roswell road trips, midnight pasture jokes, and sci-fi meetups. Wear it when you suspect the milk run might be interstellar.