Cow Abduction - Retro Sunset T-Shirt

 Retro-sunset stripes meet classic UFO lore as a beam lifts a bewildered bovine—your tongue-in-cheek nod to the farm’s most legendary mystery. Bold silhouette art with vintage vibes, perfect for Roswell road trips, midnight pasture jokes, and sci-fi meetups. Wear it when you suspect the milk run might be…interstellar.

Product features
- Made from durable and smooth fabric
- Features a classic fit with a crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- No side seams for reduced fabric waste

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors