Butt Probes Twice a Day T-Shirt

 Clinical-grade comedy: a stone-faced grey in a lab coat reviews your chart beside a lineup of “prescriptions”—side effects may include butt probes, twice a day. Graphic-novel linework and a neon sunset halo make the details pop on black. Perfect for sci-fi fans, med-field jokers, and anyone who prefers their conspiracy lore with a deadpan bedside manner and a wink.

Product features
- Made from durable and smooth fabric
- Features a classic fit with a crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- No side seams for reduced fabric waste

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors