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Butt Probes Twice a Day T-Shirt

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Clinical grade comedy: a stone faced grey in a lab coat reviews your chart beside a lineup of “prescriptions”. Side effects may include butt probes, twice a day. Graphic novel linework and a neon sunset halo make the details pop on black. Perfect for sci-fi fans, med-field jokers, and anyone who prefers their conspiracy lore with a deadpan bedside manner and a wink.